this is as random as i get

Izzy is too complex to describe, but she's kinda like the feeling you get when you know you are full but you get thirds anyway

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no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.
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frickurie:

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I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THIS

(via heyfunniest)

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For real tho.
Permalink darvinasafo:

New Slaves
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suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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(via orgasmic-humor)

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heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
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darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

(Source: panerasexual, via orgasmic-humor)

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mrchrispine:

when you try and open a really tight pistachio nut shell

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(Source: dicapriho, via casernatural)